209,029 notesreblog 2 years ago

farnilyjewels:

“surprise bit-”

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ps1:

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@cocci_n

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137,091 notesreblog 3 years ago

tsotea-deactivated20210727:

the Raymond hype is incredibly hilarious because people who know the incredibly huge (and even wholesome at times) discord for animal crossing know that Raymond has always been a special case for everything involving trading for him. in a particular case, he, out of 400+ villagers have a rule catered to him because of the chaos it wroughts to put him up for free

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And you can get insta banned for failing even ONE of these steps

he’s for sale on eBay and apparently there’s rumors of faked/hacked Raymonds with inaccurate rooms that can brick your game going for $20, and even listed ones hitting an upwards of $1,000

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what even gets me is the last listing here says “amiibo” when there isn’t an amiibo for him

things Raymond has also been on sale for and I’ve seen is:

>400 nook mile tickets. yes. 400. Sometimes 800.

>100 golden crowns (yes, the one that’s 1,000,000+ bells)

>150 MILLION bells, you can’t even carry that on your person. doing the math I’m pretty sure you have to go on and off someone’s island over 20 times

>40 pagodas, many, many, lucky cats

>and again, legitimate money for possibly hacked Raymonds

this one business “sexyman” cat you can get for free in a game supposed to be for wholesome interaction with animals has exposed the hubris of human greed in under 2 months and I am living to watch it down

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my-analogical-romance:

male? female? oh dear lord no, I identify as a problem.

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tamekam:

How liberating it is to pursue wholeness instead of perfection

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jqketav:

as a friend, you are allowed to say “i would really love to help you right now, but i cant push back my own issues to help you. im going through my own problems right now, and thats what i need to focus on”. it is NOT selfish. you arent going to be of any help to the people you care about if youre in bad shape and not taking care of yourself. its only going to make you worse for wear.

jqketav:

this is how yall end up going around calling every ex-friend your abuser. its nice for your friends to be able to drop everything for you when youre having a bad time, but its literally NOT mandatory. your friends should not have to ignore their own problems to fix yours. get some therapy.

jqketav:

do people on tumblr like. realize that friendships arent therapy

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41,703 notesreblog 3 years ago

badjokesbyjeff:

Never challenge death to a pillow fight

unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions



cawareyoudoin:
“I’m sorry for all the stupid shit I said and didn’t realize.
”

52,657 notesreblog 3 years ago

pukicho:

aphuckingbeesechurger:

pukicho:

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

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1,033 notesreblog 4 years ago

promisedangel:

punmonster:

enbyofdionysos:

enbyofdionysos:

[to the tune of be our guest] eat a dick, eat a dick, god you’re such a fucking prick, i’m taking paid time off because your presence makes me sick

you’ve really got some nerve, you think i only live to serve. here’s some bad news for your business, workers leave because you’re shitheads

i work more, get paid less, fucking quota’s got me stressed, and my healthcare cuts out half of my paycheck

go on, assume your startup ain’t like all the rest and eat a dick, eat a dick, eat a dick

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Glorious

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